Libra: Sign in Action

The Libra person’s vibe. What it is like to know the Libra person.

Interview of Libra-
 
Hello there, I'm Libra. I love relationships--you know why? I love harmony. I love when everybody is just getting along--its my favorite thing, being close to people and just being in tandem with them. Those bicycles build for two? That was a Libra thing. Two people on the bike at the same time so they can go together--how fantastic is that? Then you never lose that person! Cause you’re connected at the hip--twins! Wait, I like that concept. Or people getting married, I love the notion of marriage. You get married and stay married the rest of your life; that’s like, all Libras dreams!

I have been studying relationship and I study all kinds of them. People that work and people that don't work --oh my God, there is so many kinds of relationships. And I'm fascinated by it. And thats why Libra's are lawyers, and they often are divorce lawyers. Its so interesting, who gets along and who doesn't --have you ever noticed it too? You try to get along and it doesn't work, then you want it to--oh my god, I can go on and on.

You know what I also like? Colors! They can have relationships that you know for sure works! For example, you know, without a question that these two things work--no decision! My pants and the golden lines on my shirt match! No two cents, my pants and short are compatible. Not all relationships work, but these two colors do. No weighing, done, no decision.

Anyway, listen, I don't like hurting people. Because you know, harmony is all. Even if its bad, I like it.  I love happy groups--I just hate when someone goes off by themselves and whispers--I hate that. Or people in clicky things--oh, and big dictionaries;when I was a teen I just hated that. I just want everybody to get along. When everyone is together, no fussing, I love it. Co-dependency, its my favorite thing!

Listen, we are not build to be alone, we should always be in partnership -- at all times. Don't you think? If you’re alone too long, things start feeling a bit scary.

Its very hard for me to talk about myself. See, things are going to start getting really draggy if you don't start asking me some questions. Hey, why don't you tell me about you? I'm really interested in you. I like to know what you’re doing when no one is looking--I'm very nosy. I love to gossip. I find that interesting. Who is in relationship and who isn't? I can be on the phone all day long talking about other people. But wait, I have a hard time though, you know what I mean?

Well, on the other hand, I can talk about me all the time! No...No, no I can't. See, there is a good example of partnering; I was vain and that was clear, so I surrendered about it. Thats what a good relationship is! Thats really powerful! Thats Libra, they like relationships because they like to be clear and when the other person tells them what to do. And if we don't like it, we will always argue with you. We like to argue. Its just fun! Its that rata-ta-ta thing, a little tension. Rrr!

Its hard for me to make decisions, but when I finally do, I'm very good.

Oh, I'm really good at designing and art, I'm a really good artist. I work in teams, so I have a pal who helps me make my point of view very strong. Listen though, I'm strong, I'm very strong! On the other hand, I'm very sensitive. I'm strong and I'm sensitive. I'm partnering! Everything for me is partnering. This is so confusing. Yes, I'm strong--I'm strong when it comes to relationships, and I'm really good at colors.

I love to have beauty around me. Even if my bedroom is a mess, I love beauty! If I see this really pretty person, oh gosh. But looks don't matter, right? As long as they are brushed up. I'll marry a ugly person--no I won't -- yes, I will. Ugh, a Ugly partner is better than none....And a crappy relationship is better then none too.

I'm really not good at anything to tell you the truth. I'm sort'a good. Not that I'm not good, I am good...I know I'm good as a therapist. I bring everybody out of themselves. Go ahead, talk to me. What would you like to talk about? Anger? Now, now, thats funny. Um, anger happens when someone does something you don't want them to do--and then I try to pretend it doesn't bug me. Haha, I say, "Hoho it doesn't really bother me." And later I get really pissed off.

 I wanna be mean, and I wanna get mad, but I don't like disharmony --I hate disharmony. But I'm always with other people so I have to get along with them, right?
They ask me, what store to go to, this one or that one -- I don't care, where do you wanna go, where do you wanna go? I secretly get pissed off--but we all know you wanna do it your way--and then its too late, hahaha! So I'm pissed off, but I won't tell you. Shh, that was all a secret.

When I can get a relationship going, I can get spiritual. I really do wanna know how to harmonize with somebody...some of the time. The other half of the time I wish I was alone...
Is that funny? Like, half of the time, I want to be there for them and understand them, but the other half, I wish they go away already!

Cuz, you know, if your with someone for too long, they start to get to know you, really, and they want you to be you, but your busy being them, your trying to figure out them, and your waiting for them to show up, but you don't know how to show up because you are so busy trying to be them for the relationship to run smooth--its hard!

I find myself so accommodating and so pleasing, and easy to get along with and so blah blah blah, that I lose myself. But then, when I'm with myself too long, I go through the journey, but on that journey, I find the only way for me is through relationships so I'm like in a circle! By myself, with someone else, by myself, with someone else. But the best they say, now listen, here is some wisdom, is to be alone with someone else. Get it? Thats profound. Thats the truth of relationships, who can you be alone with?

See, its a little tricky being a Libra because they are so many points of views, so many angles that it gets a little confusing. But I'm very enduring. People say that I'm charming. And I really do want to get along; so, so far, I haven't annoyed anyone yet with the kinda, sort'a kind'a thing? No, it doesn't bug you? Oh great. You like me? A little or a lot? Thanks, just checking.


Ladies and gentlemen, Libra, the sign of Marriage and Balance.

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Aries: Sign in Action
Taurus: Sign in Action  
Gemini: Sign in Action
Libra: Sign in Action 


I am not taking full credit for this funny blog. The main rights go to Debra Silverman, the astrologer. She made funny youtube video’s about the signs in action-you may or may not have seen them already. I liked them so I took the time to write them down. Of course I made a lot of it myself so…I’ll take the credit for the hard work. Thanks for reading.

Gemini: Sign in Action

The Gemini person’s vibe. What it is like to know the Gemini person.

Interview of Gemini-

Okay, Gemini, thats me, right? I'm next? Okay. We Gemini's are really interesting because we are always thinking. I think all the time! When I lay in bed, I just make stuff up. I love it when things go wrong; its something about it that entertains me. As soon as the things go a little bit off, I find the whole thing funny. It is things that are predictable and when every-body's doing what they are supposed to be doing, I'm like, "This is really boring." Being bored is not fun, because for me, I have to find something that stimulates me to get myself interested, because when I'm interested life becomes colorful. Otherwise, I get bored; when I'm bored, I get pissy.

When I act a certain way, I'm opening the door, I'm giving you an example of myself, its not always good, but its me...But sometimes I don't tell everybody all of it, but I'm telling you this today.

Check it out, I got style, I got real style, a unique way of doing everything artistic. I have a great artistic eye, check it out! However, when it comes to big life decisions, its a little hard, so I call a friend, call another friend, and then I forget what I said. Who’s idea was this anyway? Its a little hard for me to remember all the ideas, but I do include a lot of people in my world. I got great friends, put me at a party and drop me off and poof, I'll know everybody! I sit next to this one, and sit next to that one, but I get quickly bored because there is no one to talk to. Unless, the person is intellectually interesting; now there is how you get me. If you can get me going intellectually, I am so interested in you. Oh wow.

But as soon as I reach the point where I got you, I know what you are going to say, (because I heard you say it before) three times, please. You know, thats why I like to go home by myself, I can entertain myself for hours! I got things going on. I like stamps and stickers. Little mailing things-- you know, email was a great Gemini delight. How to communicate in three easy steps, dah dah ding, done!

Okay, and going on the internet, where you can go on all those encyclopedias, read all that information, Oh goodness, I love information. Thats why I got three magazines, count them. And I don't care whats it about.

I can do commercials on TV and cool sounds. You know those--let me think--hmm, I'll say them and you'll start to laugh, "Hmm, good, Kambles chicken noodles soup!" Now why is that stuck in my head? Now, thats a Gemini kinda thing, rinky dinky tunes! I love those kind of things! And I can come up with them all the time, I remember them, and you do to, when I remind you. Thats why you like having me around. Its so funny....I do have good memory at times. I remember all kinds of little tidd bits. I got the querks! I love that word. I got my own word, querpy!

I like kids, there fun to play with because they tickle you. Oh and why should we get caught up in all that grown up bull sh--excuse me, should I swear? Thats a Gemini kinda thing, words slip out of our mouths. Oh my, try not to say those things! So sometimes I get really quiet. I won't talk at all. You know why? No one is listening anyway, figured it out. So I talk to myself. Lalala. Put the headset on, lalalah. I can entertain myself for hours. Lalala, look out the window, who needs people? I got enough inside of my own head.

I am not boring. One thing people won't say about me, is I am boring.
Did someone say emotional? I've studied that, I've read books on it. There is sadness, there is anger, and there is um, all kinds of different feelings. I haven't had a direct experience with them, but I'm still studying them. I can't do anger yet--anger is a interesting one. There is something about getting really pissed off, and then, I change my mind.

See, my whole thing is just change your mind -- don't go there! Hah! I just tell people, don't get yourself all screwed off about all the emotional stuff. Just change your mind. But I have had a little problems there because I do get stomach aches, thats my only clue; I get all confused because I might be getting all emotional but....I have to eat sugar. I love sugar, its one of my clues that I'm kind of....But it doesn't come as a direct experience--its hard for me to feel.

See, I can do emotion, its just that icky feeling you get when your caught in it, its like....I get...?

I'm very funny, very witty, entertaining -- but, I've learn over my 26 relationships to finally take relationship seriously. At the end of the story, I know loyalty is a important thing. Thats when I'm loyal, when the person is really with me. When I meet people, they like me immediately, wouldn't you like me? Its just that, people get so boring. Its like after a certain point your like, come on! I like a good conversation. That first person, that Aries thing, that was really fun! But that last person would drive me out of my mind. We have talked about the trees one to many, and don't really care that you wanna eat chocolate again -- that is not interesting to me. Interesting to me is science and physics. Marilyn Monroe, she was a Gemini, amazing woman yes. Gemini always think they are so special, the truth is we are not special, its foreseeable. Gemini's are a little bit nuts, so don't be surprised, write that down.


Ladies and gentlemen, Gemini, the sign of Duality and Networking




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Click the links below to read other signs in action.
Click the links below to read other signs in action.

Aries: Sign in Action
Taurus: Sign in Action  
Gemini: Sign in Action
Libra: Sign in Action 





I am not taking full credit for this funny blog. The main rights go to Debra Silverman, the astrologer. She made funny youtube video’s about the signs in action-you may or may not have seen them already. I liked them so I took the time to write them down. Of course I made a lot of it myself so…I’ll take the credit for the hard work. Thanks for reading.