Gemini: Sign in Action

The Gemini person’s vibe. What it is like to know the Gemini person.

Interview of Gemini-

Okay, Gemini, thats me, right? I'm next? Okay. We Gemini's are really interesting because we are always thinking. I think all the time! When I lay in bed, I just make stuff up. I love it when things go wrong; its something about it that entertains me. As soon as the things go a little bit off, I find the whole thing funny. It is things that are predictable and when every-body's doing what they are supposed to be doing, I'm like, "This is really boring." Being bored is not fun, because for me, I have to find something that stimulates me to get myself interested, because when I'm interested life becomes colorful. Otherwise, I get bored; when I'm bored, I get pissy.

When I act a certain way, I'm opening the door, I'm giving you an example of myself, its not always good, but its me...But sometimes I don't tell everybody all of it, but I'm telling you this today.

Check it out, I got style, I got real style, a unique way of doing everything artistic. I have a great artistic eye, check it out! However, when it comes to big life decisions, its a little hard, so I call a friend, call another friend, and then I forget what I said. Who’s idea was this anyway? Its a little hard for me to remember all the ideas, but I do include a lot of people in my world. I got great friends, put me at a party and drop me off and poof, I'll know everybody! I sit next to this one, and sit next to that one, but I get quickly bored because there is no one to talk to. Unless, the person is intellectually interesting; now there is how you get me. If you can get me going intellectually, I am so interested in you. Oh wow.

But as soon as I reach the point where I got you, I know what you are going to say, (because I heard you say it before) three times, please. You know, thats why I like to go home by myself, I can entertain myself for hours! I got things going on. I like stamps and stickers. Little mailing things-- you know, email was a great Gemini delight. How to communicate in three easy steps, dah dah ding, done!

Okay, and going on the internet, where you can go on all those encyclopedias, read all that information, Oh goodness, I love information. Thats why I got three magazines, count them. And I don't care whats it about.

I can do commercials on TV and cool sounds. You know those--let me think--hmm, I'll say them and you'll start to laugh, "Hmm, good, Kambles chicken noodles soup!" Now why is that stuck in my head? Now, thats a Gemini kinda thing, rinky dinky tunes! I love those kind of things! And I can come up with them all the time, I remember them, and you do to, when I remind you. Thats why you like having me around. Its so funny....I do have good memory at times. I remember all kinds of little tidd bits. I got the querks! I love that word. I got my own word, querpy!

I like kids, there fun to play with because they tickle you. Oh and why should we get caught up in all that grown up bull sh--excuse me, should I swear? Thats a Gemini kinda thing, words slip out of our mouths. Oh my, try not to say those things! So sometimes I get really quiet. I won't talk at all. You know why? No one is listening anyway, figured it out. So I talk to myself. Lalala. Put the headset on, lalalah. I can entertain myself for hours. Lalala, look out the window, who needs people? I got enough inside of my own head.

I am not boring. One thing people won't say about me, is I am boring.
Did someone say emotional? I've studied that, I've read books on it. There is sadness, there is anger, and there is um, all kinds of different feelings. I haven't had a direct experience with them, but I'm still studying them. I can't do anger yet--anger is a interesting one. There is something about getting really pissed off, and then, I change my mind.

See, my whole thing is just change your mind -- don't go there! Hah! I just tell people, don't get yourself all screwed off about all the emotional stuff. Just change your mind. But I have had a little problems there because I do get stomach aches, thats my only clue; I get all confused because I might be getting all emotional but....I have to eat sugar. I love sugar, its one of my clues that I'm kind of....But it doesn't come as a direct experience--its hard for me to feel.

See, I can do emotion, its just that icky feeling you get when your caught in it, its like....I get...?

I'm very funny, very witty, entertaining -- but, I've learn over my 26 relationships to finally take relationship seriously. At the end of the story, I know loyalty is a important thing. Thats when I'm loyal, when the person is really with me. When I meet people, they like me immediately, wouldn't you like me? Its just that, people get so boring. Its like after a certain point your like, come on! I like a good conversation. That first person, that Aries thing, that was really fun! But that last person would drive me out of my mind. We have talked about the trees one to many, and don't really care that you wanna eat chocolate again -- that is not interesting to me. Interesting to me is science and physics. Marilyn Monroe, she was a Gemini, amazing woman yes. Gemini always think they are so special, the truth is we are not special, its foreseeable. Gemini's are a little bit nuts, so don't be surprised, write that down.


Ladies and gentlemen, Gemini, the sign of Duality and Networking




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Gemini: Sign in Action
Libra: Sign in Action 





I am not taking full credit for this funny blog. The main rights go to Debra Silverman, the astrologer. She made funny youtube video’s about the signs in action-you may or may not have seen them already. I liked them so I took the time to write them down. Of course I made a lot of it myself so…I’ll take the credit for the hard work. Thanks for reading.

Taurus: Sign in Action

The Taurus person’s vibe. What it is like to know the Taurus person.

Interview of Taurus-


 Hello, my name is Taurus. I'm a little bit slower so....I hope I don't seem tedious. But, I just love simple things in life, like taking my time and enjoying the simple pleasures. Really! Everything from cooking, cleaning my room really nicely, put some delightful smelling incents on while I do it--oh, or better, some really nice soft music. Yeah, thats the stuff. I'm just a really nice person--and I have noticed this rug on the floor is green and fuzzy--makes me wanna take off my shoes. Feels so good. (We apologize, Taurus is taking off his shoes and feeling the floor with his feet. One second)

Anyway, um, did I tell you I like Mother Nature? Its actually one of my favorite things. Oh, I really love money, I know that sounds funny, but I get so much pleasure when I know all my accounts are paid on time. I love that feeling. And when you organize your check book? I love that feeling when things are organized--the check comes in, the check comes out, a little bills here and there --I even know all there address. I have written them all down somewhere else, just in case.

Because I'm so slow sometimes that if I don't make a method to my madness, I will just sit on the couch. You know what I love? Potatoe chips and TV -- I know, its not very good for you. I like chocolate too in front of the fire. I also like collecting rocks and crystals. I love all that stuff because Mother Nature is so full of gems and magic, and waterfalls and all the different flavors of Mother Nature--and all the flavors of food. Mmmm, I love to eat.

You know I'm very simple, I like to repeat myself so if I get-on going on and on and on, you will have to let me know because I can keep on going on and on and on. I can put the same song on over and over, and over and over; I love certain things so much I can do it for ever. I'm like a dog with a bone, "don't take it away, please don't take it away." I can get a little stubborn sometimes.

I don't like to get mad, uh...Because when I get mad...It’s so intense. Like a volcano--slow to anger but boom! I don't even wanna think about it...I do my best to just slow things down. And keep everything copasetic, thats my style.

I just believe if you are going to do something, you say it, and get it done, and you follow through. And what is it with people who just make crap up? And they say stuff off the top of their heads? I mean what I say and say what I mean. Hmm.

I love family and friendship--it means everything to me. When you are loyal to someone and you just give them your heart, thats it! 76 years can go by and I still love those old friends. You know everything about them and you feel the similarity--and you never have to talk to them!

You know the real secret about Taurus is? The Indians, with the animal Totems, being able to be close to the wind, the ocean, trees in the house, just the right temperature? We can get like that.

I love a good people or good item. Thats beautiful too meeeee. Are we almost done? I think I have talked too long, I'm not good at talking about a lot of different topics. I'm really good at banking and taking care of people’s money. I'm actually a great musician; I can do rhythms like nobodies business. I can hold the bass note, you know? I'm actually quite good at anything I do, as long as its not too much. I don't mind heading to the gym, but all the jumping up and down, holding things for too long, it makes me tired. And a wild person, that just scares me. I just like it when things are calm and slow, and yes, I do enjoy the yum-yums of life.

I love antiques. You know, that old stuff that makes you feel like its been around forever? True blue! I look at the labels and I think, "yes!" Thats the real stuff. I like my stuff, and I like it around just so.

I don't wanna change and I don't wanna travel. I like all my stuff in the same little way, every day. Once I make up my mind, I probably won't change it. Always have chicken with a little bit of bake potato, and some green beans. And on Wednesday night, I like to eat at that same restaurant and I have the same thing--its so good! And then, Thursday night, I know just what the surprise will be--this or that. But no wild stuff, randomness, or surprises for me. I like it when people are predictable, it makes me comfortable.

There is only a few things in life that matter, you love your family, nice things in your house, you take care of your finances, and you make love and eat chocolate.

Ladies and gentlemen, Taurus, the sign of Money and Pleasure.


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Click the links below to read other signs in action.


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Click the links below to read other signs in action.

Click the links below to read other signs in action.

Aries: Sign in Action
Taurus: Sign in Action  
Gemini: Sign in Action
Libra: Sign in Action 

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I am not taking full credit for this funny blog. The main rights go to Debra Silverman, the astrologer. She made funny youtube video’s about the signs in action-you may or may not have seen them already. I liked them so I took the time to write them down. Of course I made a lot of it myself so…I’ll take the credit for the hard work. Thanks for reading. 

Aries: Sign in Action

The Aries person’s vibe. What it is like to know the Aries person.

Interview of Aries-

I am so excited that I am here. This is so much fun--I love doing this; I love being me. Let me just tell you something--its going to be quick and really fast because I got a lot of things to do: I got to go for a run, got some swimming to do, and I got a tennis game at the end of the day --so I am telling you right now, Aries is alive. I love other Aries, they aren't boring, and they aren't going to go slow. Those other signs you see here, they bug me so much, cuz me, I got life force. Look, I'm alive, I'm kicking and I'm ready to go. Are you with me? If you’re not with me then I don't want you here-- just let me be really blunt. I can't stand those kind of people that just sit around and there not really interested and they pretend like there having fun. Just leave, but I'm usually the first one to go. I can't stand being anywhere where there is no life force. Because when I'm there, there is life force. Let me tell you about myself, I got big energy, I'm really physical, and I started aerobics. That was me. I love to jump up and down. There something about jumping up and down that makes me feel so alive! Its like spring time! By the way, I am born only during spring time. Everything at that time is bursting, like me! Those flowers blooming? That is me! I just love all that energy, makes me feel so good.

I can't stand it when things aren't moving. I get things started, I get running, and then I get bored. I know, it sounds a bit bad, but  I always got someone following me because I'm so much fun. I say, "Come on with me!" And they go follow where I leave off! Isn't that fun? Isn't that a great plan? And if they don't, I don't really care because the good news is everybody likes having me around. I'm a little addicting, people like being with me-- you know why? Good energy. People ask me, "You got such good energy!" and I say, "Do you?" Because I don't like being around those flat liners. So my goal in life is to keep people moving, give them directions, give a little energy, and tell them what to do. If they can't handle it, SO SORRY!

And then people get mad at me and say, "Aww, you are so pushy and you’re so demanding!" Yeah, got a problem with that? Find someone else to hang out with.

Because the truth is I'm honest, okay? You can't handle the honesty, can't handle the fire then leave. I don't like those downers so I keep the energy up, and when no one is looking, I get a bit bored. I can't stand being around myself too long. I find myself a little bit redundant, you know what I mean? So I have to get myself moving, thats why I exercise so much. I love moving first thing in the morning; I love those weights, I love feeling the sweat, OWWWWW! I love to sweat.

Do you understand me? Listen, ask me a question, anything you wanna know about me. I'm going to try and get this over with because I got something to do soon. Cuz you know how I do. Does anybody wanna ask a question about Aries, cuz thats who I am! Come on, feel free. Oh money? I love to spend money, are you kidding me? Give it away--share it, I got holes in my pocket right now. Well, I don't have any pockets right now, but if I did, I would have holes, thats why I don't have them. Cause the money just goes right through me. I'm all about sharing. I'm all about giving things to other people, like friends and family.

Oh, speaking of family, I will fight for my family! Are you kidding? When someone does something to someone I love... UGH, I get pissed off. And I let them know-- don't you dare fight with me! Alright? I have no problem with anger, okay?

About love...Oh looooooove, oh God, I love love! I get started with it, then I get over it -- its a problem. But then I'm loyal -- okay, its not a big problem when I'm in it, when I'm in it, its just people can't keep up with me. They get a little bit timid or something, they feel like I'm bull dozing them. What the heck is that about? STAND UP, STAND UP. Rise up for the situation. I'm here because I want to engage with you! But when there in love with me-- well, the problem is when I leave, they always notice when I leave. When I'm not around there is a big difference. When I'm there the energy is so big, when I'm gone, the energy is gone. People want me. I hate that feeling, you know, being confined, so I keep moving. Then they get mad at me. "Why won't you stay still?" Come on with me then! If you can keep up with me, we are great! Listen though, I have to admit, I have to have someone to keep up with me all the time. Sitting next to me in a boat, next to me on the plane, going on an adventure, I need some engaging energy. If there is no fun, and no engaging, I gotta go....

In romance, once I find the right person, I'm actually very loyal. I like feeling adored; everybody I love, love and adore me first. Well, until I get a little obnoxious. But then, I just move on. Its getting a little hot in here. Open the window.


I'm really strong, I'm bold, I love to live in New York, and I love to elbow people. New Yorkers are really comfortable with me. I stand in the front row, elbow the guy next to me -- they seem to think its funny, haha! I love that humor thing! But I can't stand when they get mad!

Listen, of course I listen to people! If someone can talk as loud as me, I'll hear them. As soon as you match me, I'm in! I love those strong people, I feel comfortable with them. Don't be getting intimidated, cuz then I feel bad -- I feel bad because I'm so pushy......Well! If you can handle me, you can handle me; its really not a problem.

 I fight for things, I'm kind of a underdog kinda person. If there is something wrong, somebody getting hurt, I'm the first person to say something about it and get up and say, "What is going on here!" I don't care about standing up for the underdog. Or for anybody for that matter, as long as their real. But I can tell if someone is not real, I can sniff 'em out. They are so fake! Some people do that and I'm all, "forget the fakeness and just be yourself!" Yep.  

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Click the links below to read other signs in action.


Aries: Sign in Action
Taurus: Sign in Action  
Gemini: Sign in Action
Libra: Sign in Action 




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I am not taking full credit for this funny blog. The main rights go to Debra Silverman, the astrologer. She made funny youtube video’s about the signs in action-you may or may not have seen them already. I liked them so I took the time to write them down. Of course I made a lot of it myself so…I’ll take the credit for the hard work. Thanks for reading.